Tommy Tuberville Will Slap the Taste out of Your Mouth

I had a chance to get an exclusive with somebody who was once in the same stadium as Tommy Tuberville and they told me that the reason Tubs slapped his assistant coach wasn’t because of the play on the field. It was actually because he was so upset that Gene Chizik took his players, added Cam Newton and won a National Championship. To make matter worse, Tubs is furious that Chizik has now gone into the tank without Newton as his QB.

About Kevin Causey

dry humorist, craft beer enthusiast, occasionally unbiased SEC fan, UGA alumni, contributor for The Student Section, This Given Sunday and Crossover Chronicles